Dear the team at Video Hits, Firstly let us say that you do put together a pretty good show every Saturday and Sunday morning, despite changing poor Fuzzy's co-host almost every time we blink (okay, to be fair, you've only had two since Axle flashed his willy at the Arias). And we must say that we're not totally enamored with her new co-host (is it true he's Hamish's - of Hamish and Andy fame - brother)? Anyway, anyway, anyway beyond all that, we have a little bone to pick with you with regards your playlist on Saturday morning (the one just gone). While we applauded wildly when the delightful disco sounds of the Freemasons with Sophie Ellis Bextor came along to brighten our bit of crumpet (and we mean that literally), imagine our total disdain when you buggers cut off the song at least 30 seconds from the end!? Masticated (any excuse to use THAT word) pieces of crumpet soaked with honey rolled straight out of our mouths as we gasped in shock. You didn't even let it go into the final chorus - just chopped it off at it's knees right in the middle of the bridge. While we know you're completely fond of chopping the last five or so seconds of a song off in order to rush to the commercials and earn yourselves a bit of crumpet (we don't mean that literally), 30 seconds is rather a severe and uncalled for kind of edit - particularly where the Freemasons and/or Miss Sophie is involved. They're pop royalty, you see.
So we ask that you please ensure this kind of nonsense chopping off of the end of songs does not continue. We ask - how would you feel if we chopped YOUR end off!? Not a very nice thought, is it? On behalf of very concerned pop devotees the world over, we thankyou very much for reading.
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1 comments:
Please! You couldn't even get your music right at JOY when you were there. Always cutting songs off, talking over tracks, playing 2 tracks at once, god even playing the wrong track...
Start with the man in the mirror Nicky before you start throwing stones at others!
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